Have you noticed how all of a sudden the Tory party has some conservatives? Now they suddenly think it’s time to scrap Net Zero, cut taxes, fix immigration and go to war on wokery. Funny that. Where have they been all this time? The same people who told us Boris Johnson was a real conservative are now queuing up to tell us who’s really the real deal now. And we’re supposed to believe them.

There was no real desire to quit the ECHR until about a week ago, no ministers were suggesting scrapping Net Zero, and we’ve escorted eight hundred new migrants ashore just in the last two days. All of a sudden there’s a sense of urgency.

This is all fake. As soon as someone is in place they go back to being New Labour. Tories are only ever conservatives when they smell power.

It’s too early to call it but there’s a strong showing for the distinctly Milibandian Rishi Sunak and warmongering Tom Tugendhat. The one-nation centrists are on manoeuvres, hoping to take the party back for the establishment. Heading up the pack we have Penny “trans women are women” Mordaunt, while on the right, Priti Patel fancies her chances when she can’t even stop a rubber dinghy with an entire navy at her disposal.

There is no reason to take any of these frauds seriously. The party is mired in sleaze, and there’s more skeletons in the Tory closet than there are in the ossuary at Verdun. The Tories preen about the diversity of the candidates but I don’t see diversity at all. They’re all wealthy, privileged members of a self-serving parasite class and wildly out of touch with the political aspirations of the country. They are not to be trusted.

Worse still, the Tories can’t even get through parliamentary term without descending into civil war. We are sick of their interminable squabbles. We have an energy, housing and cost of living crises and all this shower of mediocrities can do is look inwards to indulge in court gossip and advance up the greasy pole. They had the majority and the mandate to affect real and lasting change in this country - but they’ve pissed it up the wall, and they’ve left the economy a smouldering wreck.

A change of leadership is not going to fix what’s wrong with that party either. The Tories have squandered their political capital, and now the party is split once again – and no new leader is in a position to push through anything radical even if they wanted to. Whatever the contenders are offering is too little and too late.

There is only one party with a serious agenda for change and that’s UKIP. UKIP has the only fully developed manifesto to put things right in Britain - and fully deliver on the promise of Brexit. Any chance of a meaningful Brexit under the Tories died the moment Boris Johnson was appointed spokesman of Vote Leave. Only a party dedicated to the underlying ideals of Brexit can bring it about – and that’s not the Tory party. They only ever wanted it to temporarily end their internal squabbles.

The Tories have had their chance. Leave voters owe them nothing and we’re just counting down to the next betrayal. The Tories don’t deserve power and we are as well rid of them for all the difference it makes. As we have proved, the only time Tories come to heel is when they’re in fear of their jobs. That’s why it’s time to come back to UKIP.